January 2012
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Jan 17th
November 2011
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Nov 18th
October 2011
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Oct 24th
Job in New York.
I need a job in New York. 
Oct 20th
October 19, 2011
Amuse Bouche Legacy Edition… Sam, Natasha, and I! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) sasheer: schoolnight: Australian Guys Amuse-Bouche Nicole Byer Adam Bozarth Big Fat Fatties Matt Dennie Stephanie Streisand Warheit & Sharp C, C & C Improv Factory! I’m hosting this Wednesday night! It’ll be fun!! 11PM at UCBNY, FREE
Oct 19th
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Moving...
to New York. Tomorrow? 
Oct 5th
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Hmm...
I recently told someone something, and he/she said, “You should make a tumblr post about that.” What was that, I wonder?
Oct 4th
September 2011
3 posts
ONE WEEK.
yeah. same. twashbags: I’m moving to the Big Snapple in a week. Have no job or apartment. Should be pretty fun. 
Sep 29th
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Cute Kitten Video (Please Watch) →
Trailer coming soon.
Sep 22nd
Sep 15th
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August 2011
1 post
Feature length movie in production
Hey friends, If you haven’t already heard, we are currently in production for a feature length movie that I co-wrote with Keaton Monger. It’s a comedy called Cute Kitten Video (Please Watch). The website is www.CuteKittenVideoPleaseWatch.com. The facebook page is here: http://www.facebook.com/CuteKittenVideoPleaseWatch. If you enjoy comedy humor funny jokes you’ll love the...
Aug 30th
July 2011
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Jul 24th
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 11th
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June 2011
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Jun 26th
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May 2011
11 posts
Watch This Video →
Watch this cat playing with these dolphins. Unless you hate cute things.
May 25th
May 24th
I need a job.
Someone pay me to do something. Please?
May 24th
Han Shan poem
There is a body—there is not a body; This is me—then again it is not. In this way, carefully I think it through; Putting off my decision, I sit leaning against this cliff. Midst my feet green grass starts to grow; On my head the red dust descends. Having seen me, some common folk Present fruit and wine at my funeral bier.  - Han Shan (trans. from Chinese by Robert Hendricks) 
May 12th
May 12th
Looks like that MLK quote was real... →
All but the first sentence…. The quote was falsely attributed to MLKJr in it’s entirety because somewhere someone omitted a quotation mark from the original posting: http://i.imgur.com/cqtjw.jpg
May 9th
May 4th
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Twash Bags: On Osama Bin Laden's Death →
So MLK didn’t actually say this. That’s pretty funny how fast it spread. Regardless, it’s exactly what I want to say and still applies and it’s awesome how quickly it spread. In that sense, it was a smart move by whoever attached his name to it. itsalwayscardiganweather: ‎”I will mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one,...
May 3rd
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On Osama Bin Laden's Death
itsalwayscardiganweather: ‎”I will mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that.” - Martin Luther King Jr.
May 3rd
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May 2nd
62 notes
Robo Jamz album download →
Future Robot Music
May 1st
April 2011
8 posts
Apr 23rd
“What you have to realize when you write poetry, or if you love poetry, is that...”
– James Dickey, via my Dad (via ilikedemapples)
Apr 20th
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Apr 12th
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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March 2011
3 posts
Mar 31st
WatchWatch
My friend is in a McDonalds Commercial. Big Deal. I drew this in paint: http://gyazo.com/d29c935f42b5e8d093e51ee970252fb5.png becica: My friend is in a McDonalds Commercial.  Big Deal.  I can apply one of those soft-light filters on ANYBODY. mcnamee: My roommate is in a McDonalds Commercial. Big Deal. I been in an actual McDonalds. josh: Here’s the McDonald’s commercial I shot in January!...
Mar 8th
Mar 5th
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February 2011
6 posts
Oscars
I swear to god, if Arcade Fire wins an Oscar…
Feb 28th
Grammys
Who is Lady Gaga? Who’s Katy Perry? I’ve never heard of them. How did they even get a nomination for the same award as Arcade Fire? How could some silly white girls that I’ve never heard of be nominated for a Grammy?!?! I sure would have been mad if either of them had won.
Feb 15th
Feb 10th
BREAKING NEWS
Congress just passed gas.
Feb 8th