January 2012
1 post
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
5 posts
Job in New York.
I need a job in New York.
October 19, 2011
Amuse Bouche Legacy Edition… Sam, Natasha, and I! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
sasheer:
schoolnight:
Australian Guys Amuse-Bouche Nicole Byer Adam Bozarth Big Fat Fatties Matt Dennie Stephanie Streisand Warheit & Sharp C, C & C Improv Factory!
I’m hosting this Wednesday night! It’ll be fun!! 11PM at UCBNY, FREE
Moving...
to New York.
Tomorrow?
Hmm...
I recently told someone something, and he/she said, “You should make a tumblr post about that.” What was that, I wonder?
September 2011
3 posts
ONE WEEK.
yeah. same.
twashbags:
I’m moving to the Big Snapple in a week. Have no job or apartment. Should be pretty fun.
Cute Kitten Video (Please Watch) →
Trailer coming soon.
August 2011
1 post
Feature length movie in production
Hey friends,
If you haven’t already heard, we are currently in production for a feature length movie that I co-wrote with Keaton Monger. It’s a comedy called Cute Kitten Video (Please Watch). The website is www.CuteKittenVideoPleaseWatch.com.
The facebook page is here: http://www.facebook.com/CuteKittenVideoPleaseWatch.
If you enjoy comedy humor funny jokes you’ll love the...
July 2011
5 posts
June 2011
8 posts
May 2011
11 posts
Watch This Video →
Watch this cat playing with these dolphins. Unless you hate cute things.
I need a job.
Someone pay me to do something.
Please?
Han Shan poem
There is a body—there is not a body; This is me—then again it is not.
In this way, carefully I think it through; Putting off my decision, I sit leaning against this cliff.
Midst my feet green grass starts to grow; On my head the red dust descends.
Having seen me, some common folk Present fruit and wine at my funeral bier.
- Han Shan (trans. from Chinese by Robert Hendricks)
Looks like that MLK quote was real... →
All but the first sentence….
The quote was falsely attributed to MLKJr in it’s entirety because somewhere someone omitted a quotation mark from the original posting: http://i.imgur.com/cqtjw.jpg
Twash Bags: On Osama Bin Laden's Death →
So MLK didn’t actually say this. That’s pretty funny how fast it spread. Regardless, it’s exactly what I want to say and still applies and it’s awesome how quickly it spread. In that sense, it was a smart move by whoever attached his name to it.
itsalwayscardiganweather:
”I will mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one,...
On Osama Bin Laden's Death
itsalwayscardiganweather:
”I will mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that.”
- Martin Luther King Jr.
Robo Jamz album download →
Future Robot Music
April 2011
8 posts
What you have to realize when you write poetry, or if you love poetry, is that...
– James Dickey, via my Dad (via ilikedemapples)
March 2011
3 posts
My friend is in a McDonalds Commercial. Big Deal. I drew this in paint: http://gyazo.com/d29c935f42b5e8d093e51ee970252fb5.png
becica:
My friend is in a McDonalds Commercial. Big Deal. I can apply one of those soft-light filters on ANYBODY.
mcnamee:
My roommate is in a McDonalds Commercial. Big Deal. I been in an actual McDonalds.
josh:
Here’s the McDonald’s commercial I shot in January!...
February 2011
6 posts
Oscars
I swear to god, if Arcade Fire wins an Oscar…
Grammys
Who is Lady Gaga? Who’s Katy Perry? I’ve never heard of them. How did they even get a nomination for the same award as Arcade Fire? How could some silly white girls that I’ve never heard of be nominated for a Grammy?!?! I sure would have been mad if either of them had won.
BREAKING NEWS
Congress just passed gas.